Las vacaciones y las situaciones socialmente incómodas van juntas como los guisantes y las zanahorias. Así que le hicimos a ChatGPT las preguntas difíciles que tienes en mente, pero que no te atreverías a preguntarle a alguien en persona. Algunas respuestas se editaron para ser breves porque ChatGPT es, bueno, bastante hablador.
P. ¿Cuánto tiempo es aceptable dejar las luces navideñas encendidas en la casa?
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